Does this scene play out in your neighborhood too? Your child could be listening to Nicki Minaj through headphones turned all the way up in a sound proof room but THEY ARE GOING TO HEAR THAT ICE CREAM TRUCK COMING! Nothing gets them out the door faster than, “Oh no, now it’s stuck in my head…all the little fishes do the hoochie coochie dance” song. Never mind the fact they have no cash on them, Mom will catch up and come to the rescue with dollar bills in a minute or two. Then they begin to wait. And wait. And wait. You can hear the bloomin’ thing all over the neighborhood, but when is it coming down OUR street? All of a sudden it appears around the corner and like Danica Patrick it whizzes past leaving a trail of destruction that looks something like this:
Are all these drivers on the lamb or something? Maybe that’s what you get to do when you’re on the witness protection program. I guess it’s better than being six feet under.
Of course, if you’re lucky enough to be driving this particular truck I can possibly understand why you’d be breaking the sound barrier:
Don’t drop the soap, er…change!
Miraculously, in his rear-view mirror the driver suddenly sees you waving frantically as he passes by. Maybe he has kids too and knows you are trying to avoid an impending meltdown. He stops so fast you wonder how he didn’t get plastered in the back of the head with frozen heath bars. Finally, he pulls up and all is right with the world again. The kids get their strawberry crunch. Mom gets her chocolate with peanuts and with that, peace is restored to the household. At least until the pizza delivery guy shows up with the wrong order.
Little Girl Photo Credit
Photo Credit Ice Cream truck handing ice cream to lady
Photo Credit Big Gay Ice Cream Truck