Is anyone else so tired of this crap they want to send Dr. Oz back to see the wonderful wizard?  His weight loss miracle sounds great and all of that but do I really need to be reminded of it every stinkin’ time I go online?

What about those Asian girls who are always wanting to chat?  As good-looking as they are I find it hard to believe they don’t have a boyfriend yet.  Maybe they checked out the public arrest records of potential suitors and decided to look for greener pastures.

Does anyone know that guy the power companies are said to be in fear of, you know, that distant relative of Tesla?  Or was it Benjamin Franklin?

Have you figured out how to benefit from the weird insurance loophole in your state yet?  If so, could you please give me a heads up?

E-cigarettes, I don’t even get it.  Do you still need a lighter or should we just save those for rock concerts and lighting candles?

And just out of curiosity, whatever happened to the good ol’ National Enquirer tabloid?  I don’ t recall seeing one for quite some time.

Well, if you’ll excuse me I need to go reply to an email from that guy who wants to give me 250k for mailing Odie to Abu Dhabi for him.

You there, reading this post.  Hey, hey, don’t click on that!